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Sunday, 3 February 2013

Man Masturbates till He Faints!

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You'll go blind. Your palms will grow hair. You will go to hell. You will be unable to perform or possibly finish with another human person involved. These are the things that we generally consider as downsides of masturbating. While some of these are farfetched, they don't compare to screaming death.


      Per Salon, a man in DC was preparing for his brother's wedding by fiddling with his diddler (also self-abusing). It should be noted that the man is Indian and no one knows when he may have another chance to explore given the length of those nuptials. Things go as planned until the grand finale. Rather than the typical climax of flower petals and orchestral overtures, this one was a full-blown destruction of Alderaan in his brain.


As the old wives' tale goes, the lights went out for him but he managed to get a hold of his brother on the biggest day of his life and get dragged to a nearby hospital. Evidently, the problem was an Arteriovenous Malformation and maybe the whacking wasn't 100% to blame. Please have a look at the Salon story for the fallout.

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